- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

wanna here a joke? you.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Tim and Eric

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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