- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Your mom.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Robin, get in the car!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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