- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

womens rights.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What's your blood type? Red.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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