- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

bangers and mash?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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