Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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punchline below punchline above

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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