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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Those last 4 were by: Walter

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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