Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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