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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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