Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

every knight i see an owl at window

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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