- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Ian's mind Elevator music

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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