What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Gay republicans

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Michel Moor on a die...

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Who invented apple? God

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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