What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

ded on boomer and aodddan

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Dwarf Shortage

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Sex education in Texas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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