To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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