- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Vicky is my best friend.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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