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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Poop.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Can anyone Lenin money?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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