- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

-knock knock! -doors open

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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