Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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