Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

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