Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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