What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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