What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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