why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Do u take sugar?

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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