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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Long joke Your such a downey

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Your life

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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