What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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