Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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