- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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