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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your social life.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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