- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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