why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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