- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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