What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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BOTTOM!!!

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Basically

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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