I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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