Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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