Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

whats green and lives in the water

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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