What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

You know whats better than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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