Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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