Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Anti Joke

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