What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

If i open this door you can go trough it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Thats what she said

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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