- Anti Joke

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.