Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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EGGPLANT

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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