What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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