- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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