- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

save me from the nothing ive become

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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