- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

The chicken crossed the road.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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