- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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