Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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