How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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