What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Your mother is average.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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