What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

knock knock who's there? hope

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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