Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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