When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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