- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What is the difference?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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