how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

PIED NINNY!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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