- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What can fly? Lots of things

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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