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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Daniel is a fag

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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