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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Flowers are colors Love me

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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